Tuesday, June 03, 2008


Mike and I will be collaborating on songs via the internets. He will send me a song w/ rhythm guitar and vocals and I will add lead and percussion and FX or vice versa. It will be like we're a band that exists and collaborates though we are on opposite sides of the country. I have not discussed this with Mike yet, but we will release an EP of our collaboration for free when we are done.

Other news: I am creating an "affiliate program*." You can sign up to be my affiliate.

*Note: this does not actually have anything to do with traditional affiliate programs, nor will you be compensated in any way. You will just be an affiliate. Do not let this deter you from asking how to become an affiliate.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Sunday, May 11, 2008


Jack Kerouac

1. Scribbled secret notebooks, and wild typewritten pages, for yr own joy
2. Submissive to everything, open, listening
3. Try never get drunk outside yr own house
4. Be in love with yr life
5. Something that you feel will find its own form
6. Be crazy dumbsaint of the mind
7. Blow as deep as you want to blow
8. Write what you want bottomless from bottom of the mind
9. The unspeakable visions of the individual
10. No time for poetry but exactly what is
11. Visionary tics shivering in the chest
12. In tranced fixation dreaming upon object before you
13. Remove literary, grammatical and syntactical inhibition
14. Like Proust be an old teahead of time

15. Telling the true story of the world in interior monolog
16. The jewel center of interest is the eye within the eye
17. Write in recollection and amazement for yourself
18. Work from pithy middle eye out, swimming in language sea
19. Accept loss forever
20. Believe in the holy contour of life
21. Struggle to sketch the flow that already exists intact in mind
22. Dont think of words when you stop but to see picture better
23. Keep track of every day the date emblazoned in yr morning
24. No fear or shame in the dignity of yr experience, language & knowledge
25. Write for the world to read and see yr exact pictures of it
26. Bookmovie is the movie in words, the visual American form
27. In praise of Character in the Bleak inhuman Loneliness
28. Composing wild, undisciplined, pure, coming in from under, crazier the better
29. You're a Genius all the time
30. Writer-Director of Earthly movies Sponsored & Angeled in Heaven

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

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Saturday, February 10, 2007

this is an ironic post. i don't actually like 30 seconds to mars.

but mike posted a video w/ japanese people. so i am posting white people dressed up as samurais.

is it too obvious

to state that i would've enjoyed the killers when i was 13 and they were the only thing galloping through my television?

it's sort of endearing that brandon flowers can't sing for shit.

dig that raccous falsetto.

Friday, February 09, 2007

the meme is here and we want you to know these things about us that you don't know about us.

1.) we once saved a boy from an ocean of drano.

2.) we were involved in the brazilian version of watergate

3.) when one of us chews gum the other one hears that the other one is chewing gum (from miles away, but not light years)

4.) our sweat is organic

5.) after much debate, they named the harmonica after us
mike and i have written a screenplay for a movie

here's who will star in the movie:

tom waits (as land use larry)
harmony korine (as general of butt plug army)
a lot of midgets (as butt plug army)
bats (as bats)
daniel johnston (as daniel johnston)
the u.s. postal service (as the ho's)

with cameos from:

jeff mangum
the black guy w/ no legs from kids
anna nicole smith