mike and i have written a screenplay for a movie

here's who will star in the movie:

tom waits (as land use larry)
harmony korine (as general of butt plug army)
a lot of midgets (as butt plug army)
bats (as bats)
daniel johnston (as daniel johnston)
the u.s. postal service (as the ho's)

with cameos from:

jeff mangum
the black guy w/ no legs from kids
anna nicole smith
bjork