Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Tom Waits Interviews Himself

"We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. Leona Helmsley's dog made 12 million last year... and Dean McLaine, a farmer in Ohio made $30,000. It's just a gigantic version of the madness that grows in every one of our brains. We are monkeys with money and guns."


Mike Young said...

Q: Do you have words to live by?

A: Jim Jarmusch once told me "Fast, Cheap, and Good... pick two. If it's fast and cheap it wont be good. If it's cheap and good it won't be fast. If it's fast and good it wont be cheap." Fast, cheap and good... pick (2) words to live by.

Mike Young said...

Q: What is a gentleman?

A: A man who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Bryan Coffelt said...

So so so so good.